Browns Charge Job-Seekers Up To $105 To Enter Useless "Career Fair" The Cleveland Browns hosted a career fair last weekend that, in keeping with the Browns’ reputation, did not actually offer many jobs, and left multiple paid attendees feeling cheated.

Cleveland Browns Fan Plans Parade To Celebrate Franchise Failure One of the dependable comforts of this turbulent world is the reassuring fact that the Cleveland Browns are interminably, totally awful. This can be something that Browns fan continually mourn, or it can be something that they embrace and commemorate Read more ... with a parade.

The Browns Are Just A Big Fuckin' Bummer The Cleveland Browns started their night off by burning a timeout before the first play from scrimmage. After they forced the Ravens to punt, two players attempted to field that kick. It got better, briefly, but the Browns started their evening off b Read more ... y falling all over themselves and they never reall...

Hue Jackson Has Turned To Art Briles For Answers Hue Jackson’s first season as head coach of the Cleveland Browns is not going so well. The team is off to an 0-5 start, and while other teams in the league are enjoying success behind talented rookie quarterbacks that the Browns failed to draft, th Read more ... e Browns’ quarterback situation remains a a game of ...

The Cleveland Browns Are A Sick Joke In the process of getting whooped by the Patriots today, the Browns cycled through three quarterbacks. It feels like every week, you hear that the Browns have hit a new low, and again, this week, the Browns hit a new low.

The Browns Wanted To Suck, And The Injury Gods Have Obliged Them The Cleveland Browns went into this season tanking about as openly as you’ll ever see in the NFL. With the front office now controlled by Ivy Leaguers, the Browns spent the offseason stockpiling draft picks—they drafted 14 players in June, all of Read more ... whom made the 53-man roster, and have another dozen-p...

The Browns Were Very Much The Browns Today The Cleveland Browns took a 20-2 lead over the Baltimore Ravens after 15 minutes, their largest first-quarter lead in more than 50 years. They lost.

The Browns just condemned Johnny Manziel as a distraction — his days with the team are numbered The Browns released a statement criticizing Johnny Manziel's numerous off-field incidents, and reports say he's done with the Browns.

The Browns Are Such A Godforsaken Mess Dwayne Bowe is a “healthy inactive” for Raiders-Browns this afternoon, meaning there isn’t really anything wrong with Bowe, beyond his his fundamental inability to play football well, but the Browns are sitting him anyway. This is only one of s Read more ... everal stupid moving parts in the stupid frakkata machine that is the Cleveland Browns, who are a delight.

Contest-Winning Browns Fan Insists He’s A Real Human The Browns tweeted out the winner of their schedule challenge this morning, and when everyone clicked through to the lucky person, they found a bunch of spammy-looking links. So, everyone believed a spambot won the contest. The Browns deleted the con Read more ... gratulatory tweet, and the internet made fun of them for being the Browns and screwing up. But what if I told you the Browns might have not totally bungled this particular thing?