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Yahoo News "I trained for months with the whip master. On our first day together, I caught his face with the whip and it drew blood."
105 months ago
HelloGiggles Stop the presses.
106 months ago

Peter Nault ××× Taken ×××
*Sang to tune of Sold by Jon Montgomery*
By- Kim Jong Un
Well I went all way down to Women Commune,
Where I saw something I just had to own.
My mind told me proceed without hesitation,
but my heart said I got to impregnate her.
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And I said, "Hey you women! Don't gimme hard time?
I beat your parents until I make you mine, all mine,
You'll do my biddin' and be in my bed all day"
Yeah I've never seen anyone lookin' so fertile,
Man I gotta have her, she's a one of a million
I whip' her once, whip her' twice,
She free to man second only to god,
She have eight, she have nine, she have ten children I know.
I've got ruby red flag, cool hair, slant eyes
You're about to bid your freedom good-bye!
Well, my libido was goin' 'bout a mile a minute.
So I taking pants off and slappin' them out loud.
And I guess I was really gettin' in it,
'Cause I just shooted out above the crowd of slaves!
And I said, "Hey you women! Don't gimme hard time?
I'd beat your parents until I make you mine, all mine,
You'll do my biddin' and be in my bed all day"
Yeah I've never seen anyone lookin' so fertile,
Man I gotta have her, she's a one of a million
I whip' her once, whip her twice,
She sold to man second only to god,
She have eight, she have nine, she have ten children I know.
I've got ruby red flag, cool hair, slant eyes
You're about to bid your freedom good-bye!
Yeah, I found love near to the beheading block and I hauled her far away
Now we still love to laugh about, the way I took her life away.
And I said, "Hey you women! Don't gimme hard time?
I'd beat your parents until I make you mine, all mine,
You'll do my biddin' and be in my bed all day."
Yeah I've never seen anyone lookin' so fertile,
Man I gotta have her, she's a one of a million
I whip' her once, whip her twice,
She sold to man second only to god,
She have eight, she have nine, she have ten children I know.
I've got ruby red flag, cool hair, slant eyes
You're about to bid your freedom good-bye!
#YouGoodForNothingPeterNault
114 months ago
Laughing Squid
116 months ago
MSN Lifestyle
118 months ago
Health.com This avocado whip dip won't weigh you down this Cinco de Mayo!
Avocado Whip
health.com
Make this light and delicious Avocado Whip to complement dishes your next party menu.
119 months ago
Mother Nature Network No need to buy costumes this Halloween when you can whip up these cool recycled creations instead.
125 months ago
Funny & Interesting Things Easy 3 Ingredient No Bake Pudding Cake
3 small (4 serving size) packages instant pudding Prepared as directed (6 cups)
8 oz cool whip thawed
1 Box graham cracker
Instructions
Lay out graham crackers in a 9 x 13 pan
Cover graham crackers with half
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Layer graham crackers over the pudding layer
Cover graham cracker layer with remaining pudding
Top with cool whip
Refrigerate overnight or for at least 6 hours
Cut & serve like cake
126 months ago
Funny & Interesting Things Easy 3 Ingredient No Bake Pudding Cake
3 small (4 serving size) packages instant pudding Prepared as directed (6 cups)
8 oz cool whip thawed
1 Box graham cracker
Instructions
Lay out graham crackers in a 9 x 13 pan
Cover graham crackers with half of
Read more ... pudding
Layer graham crackers over the pudding layer
Cover graham cracker layer with remaining pudding
Top with cool whip
Refrigerate overnight or for at least 6 hours
Cut & serve like cake
Susan Bowden Tips
126 months ago
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