All The Falcons Had To Do Was Not Lose 23 Yards If there was a sequence where the Falcons lost this game (in actuality it was every single drive after New England got the ball with 8:31 left in the third quarter, as the Patriots scored on every one of their remaining possessions—all five of them Read more ... —while the Falcons couldn’t muster another point) it...

The Falcons ignored Bill Belichick's advice on trading for Julio Jones, and it paid off The Falcons traded five draft picks to the Browns to draft Julio Jones in 2011, despite what Bill Belichick's warnings against doing so.

Julio Jones And The Falcons Ran All Over The Packers After the Falcons scored a touchdown on their opening drive, the Packers responded by missing a field goal, and things didn’t change so much from there. The 24-0 lead the Falcons took into the locker room was the largest deficit that Aaron Rodgers Read more ... has ever faced at halftime. An already struggling de...

The Browns Are Just A Big Fuckin' Bummer The Cleveland Browns started their night off by burning a timeout before the first play from scrimmage. After they forced the Ravens to punt, two players attempted to field that kick. It got better, briefly, but the Browns started their evening off b Read more ... y falling all over themselves and they never reall...

The Cleveland Browns Are A Sick Joke In the process of getting whooped by the Patriots today, the Browns cycled through three quarterbacks. It feels like every week, you hear that the Browns have hit a new low, and again, this week, the Browns hit a new low.

The Browns Wanted To Suck, And The Injury Gods Have Obliged Them The Cleveland Browns went into this season tanking about as openly as you’ll ever see in the NFL. With the front office now controlled by Ivy Leaguers, the Browns spent the offseason stockpiling draft picks—they drafted 14 players in June, all of Read more ... whom made the 53-man roster, and have another dozen-p...

The Browns Are Such A Godforsaken Mess Dwayne Bowe is a “healthy inactive” for Raiders-Browns this afternoon, meaning there isn’t really anything wrong with Bowe, beyond his his fundamental inability to play football well, but the Browns are sitting him anyway. This is only one of s Read more ... everal stupid moving parts in the stupid frakkata machine that is the Cleveland Browns, who are a delight.

Contest-Winning Browns Fan Insists He’s A Real Human The Browns tweeted out the winner of their schedule challenge this morning, and when everyone clicked through to the lucky person, they found a bunch of spammy-looking links. So, everyone believed a spambot won the contest. The Browns deleted the con Read more ... gratulatory tweet, and the internet made fun of them for being the Browns and screwing up. But what if I told you the Browns might have not totally bungled this particular thing?

Browns Fined And GM Suspended For Being Supremely Dysfunctional Because it's only like the 16th most interesting thing to happen to the Browns in the last year, and because the Falcons are being punished--more harshly--at the exact same time, this latest Cleveland mini-fiasco threatens to fly under the radar. Do Read more ... not let it. It's a perfect example of the team being dumb and dysfunctional and violating NFL rules without managing to gain a single competitive advantage. It's platonic Browns, really.

Report: Falcons And Browns Told Of "Severe" Penalties According to Adam Schefter, the Atlanta Falcons and Cleveland Browns were informed of their pending punishments for pumping in crowd noise and illegally texting coaches in-game, respectively. The penalties will be announced next week, Schefter says, Read more ... and they will reportedly be "severe."