Ronaldo On His Biggest Influence (Himself), His Biggest Inspiration (Himself), And How He Craves The Man, Cristiano Ronaldo sure does love him some Cristiano Ronaldo. From representations of his well-chiseled body to his facially-imprecise but amply-bedicked statue, to a glorified home movie disguised as a feature film, and even to his own, apparent Read more ... ly delicious crotch, it’s long been evident that R...

Salty-Ass Cristiano Ronaldo Flips Out After Teammate Laughs At Him Regular human beings Danilo and Marcelo shared a laugh during Real Madrid training yesterday after the former did that funny little thing that sometimes happens during piggy-in-the-middle games and passed the ball between Cristiano Ronaldo’s legs. Read more ... The cyborg Ronaldo must not have had his emotional c...

Cristiano Ronaldo Freaked The Fuck Out During The Portugal-Poland Penalty Shootout We’re used to seeing Cristiano Ronaldo as the picture of confidence, swaggering around the pitch with his chest all puffed and his chin to the sky. But Ronaldo is indeed human (or at least has recently underwent a software upgrade which included a Read more ... new and incredibly realistic human behavior-miming m...

Yawn, Another Ronaldo Hat Trick Ho hum. Cristiano Ronaldo and Real played Espanyol (who are two points above the relegation zone) at the Bernabéu, and would you believe it, they kicked the shit out of them. Ronaldo had a hat trick and James was pinging in dangerous balls over the Read more ... top all game. Here’s the best Ronaldo goal.

Cristiano Ronaldo's Movie Premiere Was Perfectly Sad Early on in his review of the new movie/vanity project documenting a year in the life of Cristiano Ronaldo, Daniel Taylor noted “it is difficult not to come away with the feeling that Ronaldo must shout his own name during sex.”

Ronaldo v Messi, And Other Great Sporting Rivalries... The many fans of Cristiano Ronaldo, Portuguese footballer and fragrance peddler extraordinaire, will be queueing up for an intimate look at his life, on and off the pitch, in the documentary 'Ronaldo'

PSG will have to cough up €1billion to sign Ronaldo Paris Saint Germain have been quoted a mammoth €1billion asking price by Real Madrid for star forward Cristiano Ronaldo. The Ligue 1 giants, had been linked with a move for Ronaldo in the summer.

Cristiano Ronaldo's Son Proves He's Just Like Dad In Adorable Photo "Like Dad like Son."

Cristiano Ronaldo and model Cara Delevinge pose at Monaco GP Cristiano Ronaldo swapped the turf for the track on Sunday as the Real Madrid superstar attended the showbiz Monaco Grand Prix. Ronaldo was pictured in the McLaren garage.

Ronaldo (the real one) is back! But he's had to undergo a strict fitness regime Four years after his retirement, Brazil legend Ronaldo has revealed he will return to the pitch with American club Fort Lauderdale Strikers. He previously played for Real Madrid.