Los Angeles Times Entertainment Did Patton Oswalt really say "Will you be my Padawan of Love?"

Sports Illustrated Justin Patton is a high-upside prospect who makes a lot of sense for Minnesota.

Entertainment Weekly Patton Oswalt is about to get schooled.

Washington Post Shortly after Beatrice Patton buried her husband, Gen. George S. Patton Jr., she summoned a woman to her hotel room. His apparent mistress.

Us Weekly Paula Patton's restraining order against Robin Thicke, a Housewife leaves RHOC, and MUCH more — end your week with Us Weekly Video's Christina Garibaldi and Online Executive Editor Justin Ravitz! http://usm.ag/2jv3kEk

Sports Illustrated Justin Patton received just one college scholarship offer. He could be a lottery pick in June.

People The dispute between Paula Patton and Robin Thicke is becoming increasingly fraught.

The Huffington Post “But that won’t stop me from living.” -- Patton Oswalt

Business Insider General George S. Patton had many words of wisdom.

The Daily Beast Paula Patton plays a half-Orc in Warcraft and a love interest who gets tongue-banged by David Spade in Adam Sandler's The Do-Over Movie. She deserves so much more.