Fuck Off, Kobe The funniest thing about Kobe Bryant’s retirement “announcement” yesterday is that Kobe Bryant was clearly the last person to know that this would be Kobe Bryant’s final season. Honestly, I thought he had announced it already, given that he� Read more ... �s a broken-down old mummy who can no longer play basketball.

Kobe Bryant Once Gave Pretty Hilarious Sex Advice To A Reporter Complex ran a fun feature today, where they asked 18 different journalists who have covered the Lakers for their favorite Kobe story. There are some gems in there—like the time Kobe and the team’s play-by-play announcer raced down the freeway—b Read more ... ut the best entry comes from Los Angeles Times writer Eric Pincus, who got some fabulous sex advice from Kobe.

Kobe, Oh Noooo The Los Angeles Lakers won tonight (!), their second in a row (!!), on the back of a great game from Kobe Bryant (!!!). Old man Kobe had 27 points, and not a single turnover. He, of course, shot 10-for-24, but hey, it’s Kobe, that’s what you’re Read more ... gonna get.

Kobe Bryant to Hide 20 Signed Pairs of 'Kobe 11s' Around the World On Monday, Kobe Bryant and Nike unveiled the Los Angeles Lakers star’s latest shoe . The Kobe 11s are pretty sweet. But an autographed pair would be sweeter...

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ESPN analyst and former NBA player explains why the NBA may never see another player like Kobe Jalen Rose battled Kobe Bryant throughout his career, and said there were several things that set Kobe apart from his peers.

Fuck Off, Kobe The funniest thing about Kobe Bryant’s retirement “announcement” yesterday is that Kobe Bryant was clearly the last person to know that this would Kobe Bryant’s final season. Honestly, I thought he had announced it already, given that he’s Read more ... a broken-down old mummy who can no longer play basketball.

Kobe Bryant: I Suck Late-stage Kobe Bryant, while proven to be entertaining in his own particular way, is not a very effective basketball player. He was hilariously bad before tearing his rotator cuff last year, and he’s continued to be very bad through the first five Read more ... games of this season. This fact is not lost on Kobe Bryant.

Charles Barkley on Kobe Bryant: “This should be like a farewell tour” It's impossible to predict what Kobe will do at the end of the season, because even Kobe doesn't know.

Poll: Should Kobe Bryant retire? Sports Lakers Lakers Now Poll: Should Kobe Bryant retire? Kobe Bryant Jonathan Bachman / AP Kobe Bryant Kobe Bryant (Jonathan Bachman / AP) By Houston Mitchell contact the reporter Kobe Bryant is injured. Again. An MRI exam Thursday showed that the L Read more ... akers star has a torn rotator cuff in his right sh…