A Comically Low Number Of People Went To The Marlins Game Yesterday The Miami Marlins employ good baseball men like Ichiro, Giancarlo Stanton, and Marcell Ozuna, yet they’re still a sick sort of joke played on the rest of the major leagues. The fish boys are owned by Jeffrey Loria, a comic book villain sketch of an Read more ... MLB owner who swindled Miami in the worst stadium d...

Alex Wood and Dodgers dominate again in brawl-marred 7-2 victory over the Marlins Alex Wood pitched seven-plus innings of shutout ball while Cody Bellinger, Brett Eibner and Chris Taylor homered in a 7-2 victory over the Miami Marlins on Friday night at Dodger Stadium.

Marlins employee adopts 'Don Cattingly' stadium cat Yay.

Do You Really Want To Know Anything About The Marlins? Last year was a fun one for the Miami Marlins, until it really, really wasn’t. José Fernández’s death may not actually cast a pall over the Marlins’ entire 2017 season, but it certainly feels that way now. It will definitely feel that way whe Read more ... never I have to watch Dan Straily pitch.

Miami Marlins Sue Season Ticket Holders, Continue To Be The Worst Remember when the Miami Marlins sued Jonathan Vilma because he moved his barbecue restaurant out of the stadium after the Marlins screwed up his food and failed to deliver on their promise of a packed house and booming business? Well, now the Marlins Read more ... are suing even more people who had the audacity t...

The Marlins Played Fart Noises During The Nationals' Batting Practice Some weird stuff happened at the Marlins’ stadium while the visiting Nationals were taking batting practice last night. Some weird fart stuff, to be specific:

David Beckham Will Build His Soccer Stadium Next To Marlins Park David Beckham’s Miami Football Club appears it will finally have a stadium to call home. After a 17-month, back-and-forth process, Miami mayor Tomas Regalado announced Friday a tentative deal to build Beckham’s soccer stadium on land adjacent to Read more ... Marlins Park. http://screamer.deadspin.com/david-beckham-... David Beckham Can't Find Anywhere To Build His Soccer Stadium In Miami David Beckham Can't Find Anywhere To Build His Soccer Stadium In Miami David Beckham Can't Find Anywhere To Build His In February, Major League Soccer announced David Beckham would buy an expansion franchise to play… Read more Read more

Marlins player Giancarlo Stanton hit a 467-foot home run completely out of Dodger Stadium Giancarlo Stanton is just the fifth player to hit a ball out of Dodger Stadium.

Dodgers get season-high 21 hits in 11-1 win over Miami Marlins As Giancarlo Stanton rounded the bases at Dodger Stadium on Tuesday night, the fans there did something they rarely do when a visiting player hits a home run. They applauded.

The Marlins Had A Rain Delay Because They Didn't Close Their Damn Roof Congratulations to the Miami Marlins on finding a way to stop their first game of the season with a rain delay, despite having a stadium with a roof. They are pioneers. Pioneers who didn’t close their roof.