Ndikuncamile sthandwa S2 insert 11 story posts
Million Pictures 22+ Funny Placement Coincidences That Tell A Different Story
22+ Funny Placement Coincidences That Tell A Different Story
boredpanda.com
Before Louis Daguerre, people saw something funny and probably thought to themselves, “Boy, I sure wish that [insert name] was here to see this!” Now, almost 150 years later, smartphones let us capture funny placement fails like these, which migh
Read more ... t have gone undocumented otherwise. Happen to be in th...
105 months ago
Cheeky Insert Jay Z laugh sound here.
106 months ago
9GAG Cute *Insert Funny title* http://9gag.com/gag/aDj2Y0Z?ref=fbc
112 months ago
BuzzFeed UK Insert coin.
115 months ago
TechCrunch Giving marketers more independence from developers
In-app marketing startup Insert raises $10M
social.techcrunch.com
Insert is the new startup from the team behind app development company Worklight (which was acquired by IBM for $70 million). Today it's announcing that it..
116 months ago
Bored Panda "I insert my ginger cat into famous paintings "
124 months ago
Huffington Post UK ' "Why didn't the media cover *insert country here*?" appears to actually be shorthand for "Why wasn't this story shared extensively on my Facebook feed?" '
124 months ago

Fast Company 9 WAYS TO (POLITELY) TURN DOWN EXTRA WORK:
1. "I’d love to help out with that, but my concentration needs to be on [insert task] right now."
2. "My priority is [insert task] until [insert date]. Afterward, I’m happy to discuss taking this on."
Read more ...
3. "I wish I could help, but I know I couldn’t give it the time it deserves right now."
4. "I know [insert name] is really eager to take on a new project—perhaps we could spread the love?" Use this one if you really, actually do know of a star intern or assistant who is hungry to take on a new assignment, but needs a sponsor like you to mention his or her name.
5. "I could get this to you by [insert a date that’s actually realistic]. Let me know if that works on your end." Only use this one if you don’t have the bandwidth to take on the assignment right now, but it sounds exciting enough that you’d want to work on it in the future.
6. "I’m under strict orders to focus on [insert project] at the moment. Next time!" This is a more casual response, so only use it for a true outlier ask—like brainstorming with a peer whom you know could get a second opinion from plenty of other people.
7. "Unfortunately I’m not taking on extra work at this time, but thank you for thinking of me!" This is a nice, succinct response if you’re a freelancer with a very full plate. Work in an office? Skip this one.
8. "Unfortunately I’m not taking on extra clients at this time, but I can recommend [insert person]." Similarly, this is a good response if you’re a therapist, photographer, wedding planner, or any type of consultant. Recommending someone else = sweet, sweet karma.
9. "This sounds like a really exciting opportunity, but my schedule is full, and so I’ll have to pass at this time." Perfect for when someone wants you to attend an event or conference.
(these great tips by Devin Tomb)
Want to read more? http://f-st.co/Zu4XWNS
126 months ago
People.com Even one person feeling left out is too many.
130 months ago
Funny Or Die Open mouth, insert poop — FOOT. Sorry. Insert foot.
134 months ago
More ndikuncamile sthandwa S2 insert 11 story posts »