In the life of Cubone, you have good moments. And ,of course, bad moments. Today, a short, seemingly pregnant Latino girl walks into my work with an infant on her arms.
She walks around the store for a good five to ten minutes, looking for somethin Read more ...g for her and her child. After every single pass she makes at my register, he shirt keeps getting lower and lower.
Finally, she gets what she needs, comes to my register, and her left tit is basically hanging out of her shirt. She only noticed her slip when I had non-directly told her that her nip was showing.
It wasn't even that great of a nip slip. I play the situation through my head, only for my mind to materialize an image of a pancake with ring bologna sticking out of it.
But, hey, nipples are nipples. Take it or leave it.
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After Roam Don Willard I only share this because I know that you have no intention of pursuing this!! Megan Shiels-Willard no right to be offended!
Employer: Nabors Updated: Jul 29 2014
Desired Expertise: Floorhand
Experience: 7+ years
Minimum Education: High School/Secondary
Location: Tyler, TX, US
Reference Code: 14000129
Job Status: Active / Open
Nabors owns and operates the world Read more ...'s largest land-based drilling rig fleet and has one of the largest completion services and workover and well servicing rig fleets in North America. Our company is a leading provider of offshore platform workover and drilling rigs in the U.S. and multiple international markets. Nabors provides innovative drilling technology and equipment, directional drilling and comprehensive oilfield services in most of the significant oil and gas markets in the world.
The job of the Floorhand is to safely and efficiently perform all manual labor tasks on the drilling floor and B.O.P. area. The Floorhand works under the direction/supervision of the Driller, but reports directly to the Rig Manager.
Key Relevant Tasks:
Operating of the tongs and slips to connect and dis-connect drill pipe, tubulars, casing and drill bits or tools
Performing all maintenance of the equipment and physical space of the drill floor
Rig up and down procedures, nipple up and down and care of the B.O.P. system
Monitoring and operation of the shakers
Assisting the Derrickhand within the mud pit, mud pump and chemical sack rooms
Performing housekeeping activities on the drill floor including washing, chipping and painting
Assist the Motorman with offloading / back loading supplies, equipment, pipe, etc
When trained, relieve the Derrickhand in the derrick
Attention span to stay alert and attentive for up to 12 hour tour while performing sometimes repetitive and monotonous tasks
Able to works 7 or 14 days on and 7 or 14 days off, including holidays, weekends and or days and nights.
Able to receive verbal and written instructions
Must be able to stand and walk for a minimum of 4 hours at any one time, including standing and walking on steel decking as well as gravel, board roads and mud, snow and ice
Must be able to repetitively lift and carry items weighing upwards of 60 lbs up and down stairs, repetitively swing 20 lbs sledge hammers as well as torque on wrenches / open / close valves requiring upwards of 160 lbs of torque
Repetitively be able to lift / carry 100 lbs sacks, pull drill slips with another employee(200 + lbs), latch / unlatch tongs as well as rack back drill pipe continually throughout the 12 hour tour
Able to bend, stoop, kneel, twist, and crawl throughout the tour work shift while wearing Personal Protective Equipment at all times
Listen for unusual noises that signify equipment and machinery problems
Other duties as required by the Driller, Derrickhand or Rig Manager
Ability to perform essential functions of this position with or without reasonable accommodations
Ability to wear respiratory protective devices
Ability to successfully completion of Floorhand Training at the NDUSA Training Center
Must have reliable transportation to and from the rig
High school diploma or equivalent
7 months experience as a Floorhand for another drilling company
Employment Type: PERMANENT
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