Michael A woman slips naked in her bathroom and ends up suctioned to the floor. Her husband tries to get her up but can't move her so he calls his mate.
His mate says "I'll go get a hammer, we can break the tiles and lift her". The husband says "Ok, I'll lic Read more ...k her ear and stroke her nipples while your gone".
"Why?" asks his mate, the husband replies, "If I can get her wet maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are cheaper!!"
3 days ago
Andy God I feel stiffer than a virgin that's seen a nipple slip this morning!!