Pope Benedict announces shocking conversion to Islam HOLY SEE – In a shocking press conference Sunday, Pope Benedict
XVI revealed to the world that hewill be stepping down from the
Catholic Church’s highest office.
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on over the past years,” the world’s
holiest man began, “I’ve realized that Allah is the one true God.”
Amid clattering camera shutters and roaring reporters, Pope
Benedict patiently answered questions, citing traditional Muslim folklore as well as passages from the Qur’an to explain his decision.
His session was interrupted only once, when he swiveled South-East to face Mecca, stooped to the
ground, and recited the Asr, one of the five daily prayers central to Muslim belief.
The startling reversal comes as a shock to many familiar with the Pope’s policies on Islam.
“Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such
as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached,”
the Bishop of the Vatican famously said of Islam in his 2006 lecture Faith, Reason and the University— Memories and Reflections.
When asked about the quote, Pope Benedict sighed with good-
humored remorse and chuckled quietly to himself: “Yeah I’ve
regretted that for some time. But I was young and naïve… I see things much clearer now. Besides, I’ve always kinda liked the thought of having a sword. The Cardinals were a real pain on that one.”
When asked whether he would be reverting to his born name, Pope Benedict enthusiastically interjected. “I’ve decided to change my name to Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex-Holiness
explained. “I’m keeping my surname purely for logistical
reasons, so my Facebook friendsand Twitter followers won’t be
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