Sorry, Thomas Müller Can't Talk Right Now Unfortunately, German soccer star Thomas Müller cannot answer any of your questions at this time. As you can see, he is on a very important phone call:

Thomas Müller Scored Himself A Clean Little Half-Bicycle Kick Goal Thomas Müller has, apparently, been reading the pamphlets and watching the tapes. The move in 2016, it seems, is knocking the ball down to yourself and spinning about while scoring. Christine Sinclair did it. Dele Alli did it. And it wasn’t as pre Read more ... tty as the Canadian or the Englishman, but Thomas Müller did it today against Darmstadt.

Muller trolls Robben over Holland's Euro 2016 failure Bayern Munich forward Thomas Muller is widely regarded as the biggest joker in German football, and he has further proved that theory with his comments to club team-mate Arjen Robben.

Thomas Muller has a horse called Dave There's an old insult aimed at strikers going through lean spells in front of goal: they can't hit a barn door with a banjo. That does not apply to Thomas Muller. Because he scores goals. And he owns a horse.

Thomas Muller: The Premier League has too many foreigners ROB DRAPER IN MUNICH - THE BIG INTERVIEW: Thomas Muller believes England are struggling at major tournaments because of the amount of foreigners in the Premier League.

Manchester United tried to sign Thomas Muller 'at all costs' Manchester United wanted Thomas Muller 'at all costs' this summer, according to a super agent. Giovanni Branchini says the Premier League leaders were willing to shell out whatever it took.

Manchester United warned Thomas Muller is NOT for sale Bayern Munich chief executive Karl-Heinz Rummenigge has re-iterated that Thomas Muller is not for sale at any price and ruled out a move for Manchester City target Kevin De Bruyne.

Bayern Munich funnyman Thomas Muller enjoys himself on tour Thomas Muller showed off some hidden talents as Bayern Munich's pre-season tour rolled into Shanghai ahead of Tuesday's friendly with Inter Milan

Thomas Muller could be set for Manchester United move Bayern Munich striker Thomas Muller has revealed he has a special relationship with Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal amid transfer speculation.

Thomas Müller Scores Goal From Seemingly Impossible Angle Despite being ridiculously shorthanded, Bayern Munich is having its way with Frankfurt today with the most impressive effort coming from Thomas Müller, who played what looks like an almost impossible angle for Bayern’s third goal.