URI Bart Parker and cohorts posts
Los Angeles Times BART says every car will have cutting-edge cameras -- by 2021.
About 20% of BART trains have working cameras -- the rest are decoys
latimes.com
The Chronicle revealed the decoy program after learning BART had failed to film a Jan. 9 fatal shooting of a man aboard a train at the West Oakland Station.
121 months ago
Entertainment Weekly Bart is going to hot for teacher (a.k.a. Sofia Vergara) on The Simpsons!
Exclusive: See Sofia Vergara as Bart's new teacher in this 'The Simpsons' clip
ew.com
In the episode, which airs Sunday at 8 p.m. on Fox, Bart is quite taken with the new teacher, Ms. Berrera, but he will be vying for her attention with the guy who gives him detention: Principal Skinner. Fortunately — or unfortunately — for Bart, Read more ... he w
123 months ago
HelloGiggles We're celebrating back-to-school season by making Bart Simpson the star of this week's Everything I Need To Know I Learned From —because Bart has been in elementary school since 1987!
Everything I need to know, I learned from Bart Simpson
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Two things. 1) I said I was writing "back to school" themed EINTKILFs this month and 2) I have NEVER written about Bart Simpson. Sure, I've written about every member of his family (except Maggie, whoops) and I have written about his show plenty of t Read more ... imes but I have neglected poor Bart, even though h…
126 months ago
Jezebel “Before he could walk or talk, every time the Morris Bart commercial would come on, he was just fixated,” Dobra’s mother L’erin said in an interview. “You couldn’t talk to him. You couldn’t do anything with him. He would just sit and st Read more ... are at the TV. You could call his name, give him a toy. He didn’t care. He just wanted to watch the Bart commercial. He’s been that way ever since, and when he started talking he would say, ‘One call’ or ‘Bart, Bart, Bart, Morris Bart, Morris Bart.’
Normcore Toddler Has Personal Injury Lawyer-Themed Birthday Party
jezebel.com
Grayson Dobra, 2, celebrated his birthday this year with a theme party. The theme wasn’t Bob the Builder or whatever dumb shit two-year-olds like these days. Instead, it was organized around Dobra’s hero: New Orleans personal injury lawyer Morris Read more ... Bart. This boy has his priorities straight.
128 months ago
The Huffington Post Hello, Bart!
Sideshow Bob Will Finally Kill Bart Simpson
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Bart Simpson is going to die this fall, but don't have a cow just yet: His death will last for just one episode.
Longtime "Simpsons" villain Sideshow Bob will kill Bart during this year'
130 months ago
HuffPost Weird News Hello, Bart!
Bart Simpson Will Die!
www.huffingtonpost.com
Bart Simpson is going to die this fall, but don't have a cow just yet: His death will last for just one episode.
Longtime "Simpsons" villain Sideshow Bob will ...
130 months ago
TIME Goodbye, Bart.
Sideshow Bob Will Finally Kill Bart on 'The Simpsons'
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Bart Simpson will finally meet his maker
130 months ago
TIME Bart Simpson will finally meet his maker.
130 months ago
Yahoo News Earlier this month, a car hit a ½-year-old cat named Bart in Tampa. Bart's owner was so distraught, he couldn't stand the thought of burying him, so he asked neighbor to dig a shallow grave, but his story was far from over.
Bart the cat hit by car, buried and then crawls from grave
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TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — Bart the cat was hit by a car, buried and crawled back from the dead — literally.
134 months ago
Gawker Five days later after being buried alive, Bart——his face half-gone, his eye ruined—reportedly emerged from his grave and wandered into a neighbor's yard.
Zombie Cat Claws Way Out of Grave Five Days After Being Buried Alive
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The mangled hell cat pictured above has had a shitty week. First, the cat—named Bart—was hit by a car. Then, thinking his cat was dead, Bart's owner buried him. But Bart wasn't dead.
134 months ago